ATTENTION IPAD USERS! Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)" to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does. They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.) Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway, just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there. Smashwords provides samples of my books also.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Those scammers call me all the time—
I wish they’d call it quits!
Their constant interruptions give
My family constant fits.
Since they’re so proud of their ability
I vote we bury them for real
Beneath a pile of… litigation.