I never thought I’d write a verse about flushing a toilet
but we’re always up for a challenge, right?
Don’t worry, it’s not nasty in any way—the verse, that is.
It’s an oval receptacle,
Typically white,
Where things you don’t talk about
Swirl out of sight.
Just pull on the handle—
That dizzying swoosh
Ensures that your family
Won’t think you’re a douche!
If it keeps right on running,
You might need a mop;
If you jiggle the handle,
Perhaps it will stop.
Just an oval receptacle,
Typically white;
One visit can help you sleep
All through the night.
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