Tap Water Blues

Forget about the pros and cons…
How would a blues singer see it?
And yeah, you can sing it…

Some people say it's healthy
Some people say it ain't
Sometimes it's clear as sparkling wine
Sometimes it's thick as paint
But it's cheap
Pennies on the quart and it's cheap
It may not be the trendiest
It may not look cool
But it's cheap

It's cheaper when you drink it
And when you wash your hands
And when you clean your underwear
And soak your pots and pans
Yeah it's cheap
Pennies on the quart and it's cheap
It may not be the trendiest
It may not look cool
But it's cheap

Gonna find some empty bottles
Gonna dig 'em from the trash
Gonna wipe away the coffee grounds
And fill 'em from the tap
'Cause it's cheap
Pennies on the quart and it's cheap
I'll fake my way to trendiness
I'll fake looking cool
'Cause I'm cheap
I'll fake my way to trendiness
I'll fake looking cool
'Cause I'm cheap
Don't care if I offend the rest
I like looking cool
But I'm cheap