A poem consisting of six Collom lunes.
Collom lune: American haiku form;
Three lines of 3 words, 5 words, and 3 words.
Synthetic grassy substitute
Where cleats grab better but
Falls hurt worse
Never needs mowing
Fertilizer merely makes a mess
Doesn’t waste water
No more reseeding!
Merchandiser makes a perfect pitch:
Turn grass under
The perfect lawn
Never wreck weekend plans again
Your neighbors drool
Company sales skyrocket
Oxygen production plummets to zero
Immaculate cemetery remains
No one drools
But here’s one good thing:
No doggie poop
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