Yogi

A tribute to the man who once said
"I didn't really say everything I said."

I heard you were upset when they called you
Yogi Bear. But it could have been much worse –
At least he’s a character children love.
You could have been the Berra of bad news,
Or a conman selling fake Berra bonds.
Have you been a pallBerra? That’s no fun.
All jokes aside, you need to understand…
I couldn’t Berra for you not to know
That Joe DiMaggio never gave his fans
The pleasure that you’ve given us. Thank you.
But I still have one thing I’d like to know:
Are you really smarter than the average Berra?