Itty Bitty Kitty

That itty bitty kitty
It clawed up my nice new chair
That itty bitty kitty
It left lots of scratches there
It’s barely as big as my balled-up fist
But the damage it caused just could not be missed
That itty bitty kitty
It clawed up my nice new chair

That itty bitty kitty
Threw cat litter everywhere
That itty bitty kitty
It snarled and the dog got scared
It looks like it’s merely a ball of fur
But it arches its back and it causes a stir
That itty bitty kitty
Threw cat litter everywhere

That itty bitty kitty
I want that thing out of here
That itty bitty kitty
It’s the sum of my darkest fears
I won’t live my life as some scared cat’s paw
No, I’ll send it to live with my mother-in-law
That itty bitty kitty
I want that thing out of here…NOW!