I’m not certain what she looks like;
I just take her at her word.
She could be Medusa’s cousin
Or a cow cut from the herd.
Yes, I see her posted picture;
It’s quite prominent online.
But a picture’s just a picture;
She might not be quite so fine.
Though her dossier’s quite thorough
I can’t verify she’s her,
And although things seem in order
She might even be a sir!
That’s the risk when you start dating
Girls next door in cyberspace;
Though she’s virtually perfect
Her true past may be erased.