Not the most cheerful verse I’ve written, but perhaps food for thought.
The alpha male’s a Type-A guy
Demanding that you fall in line;
The beta male is chilling over here.
The alpha males engage in war
To find out who’ll control the Corps
While beta males sit chuckling with a beer.
Though alpha males malign the betas
Most of them are beta haters—
One thing they ignore, to their chagrin,
Is that the serial psycho dudes
Project the beta’s laidback ‘tudes…
Respect might be a wise idea, my friend!