ATTENTION IPAD USERS!
Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)"
to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does.
They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.)
Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway,
just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there.
Smashwords provides samples of my books also.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Overcooked Pork

Sometimes you just have to write a dirty limerick…

Obese gals were Benjamin’s fetish…
And Sally was feeling coquettish.
‘Neath her hectic lovemakin’
Ben sizzled like bacon;
She left him all wrinkled and reddish.

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