Some people say the dinosaur
evolved into a chicken.
It seems to me that, if that’s true,
the plot has merely thickened
‘Cause wouldn’t giant chickens be
a goal for modern breeders?
They’d be a revelation
for those truly hardcore eaters!
Forget the monster burgers…
they could order monster legs!
But could you eat a breakfast
with a single scrambled egg?
Your pool-sized crock pot might take days
to get that stewed bird done;
You wouldn’t order chicken wings—
you’d only order one!
Commercials starring Chickasaurus Rex
would be amazin’—
The cows that shill for Chic-Fil-A
would not act quite so brazen.
But if hens come from dinosaurs,
I hope they don’t revert
‘Cause if they put the bite on us
I’m pretty sure it’d hurt.