He lays on a mat in the back bedroom,
Suddenly one ear perks up
And four paws thunder down the hall…
Someone’s in the kitchen!
He sits at attention in front of the oven,
Suddenly both ears perk up
And those puppy dog eyes beg for pity…
Some of that cheese wouldn’t hurt, either!
He gets what he wants with
Apparently little effort.
Suddenly the injustice of it all hits you
And you just shake your head…
If only YOUR boss was so easily swayed!