It’s twilight. Jonathan and Mina Harker
Plan to join Van Helsing for a bite –
A ruse! Van Helsing’s plan could not be starker;
She’s the bait for Dracula tonight.
They know she’s fallen to the Count’s control
And now, unless they act with haste, she’ll turn –
And with her death, her own immortal soul
Condemned for all eternity will burn.
So as the monster calls her to his side
They circle ‘round behind him; though this pair
Have no clue where he lays his undead hide
At morning’s light, right now they just don’t care…
Their hunger for revenge is next to none;
They shishkabob him through the back. Well done!