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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Our Chips Are Grilled

The Go-Gos song Our Lips Are Sealed
Redone as a promo for a fast food place.

Yeah we sear them!
With chips it’s a must –
Crispy fries
Made before your eyes!
Can’t you see them,
How we brown them?
They’ve got appeal,
Spiced with a hint of dill…
Don’t you listen to what they say
When they advertise “fries your way" –
Our chips are grilled!

Oil’s a weapon
The others use;
The taste is dense,
The fat congeals.
Don’t you stop for them!
Drive right through them!
That’s when your choice is clear;
You’ll find us right here…
Don’t you listen to what they say
When they advertise “fries your way" –
Their chips aren’t grilled!
Pay no mind to what they say
They don’t crisp ‘em up our way…
Our chips are grilled!

Try our startlingly
Tasty fries –
Grilled by angels,
They’re light inside!

Yeah we sear them!
With chips it’s a must –
Crispy fries
Made before your eyes!
Can’t you see them,
How we brown them?
They’ve got appeal,
Spiced with a hint of dill…
Don’t you listen to what they say
When they advertise “fries your way" –
Our chips are grilled!
Pay no mind to what they say
They don’t crisp ‘em up our way…
Our chips are grilled…
Our chips are grilled…
Yeah, our chips are grilled!

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