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Monday, March 25, 2013

Parakeets

Inspired by Joyce Kilmer’s poem Trees.

I doubt that I could ever eat
A plucked and roasted parakeet.

A parakeet sautẻed in butter
Would only make me squirm and mutter.

I won’t eat parakeet chow mein
Or sausage made from one. That's lame!

I wouldn’t eat one steamed in foil
Nor one deep-fried in peanut oil;

Not pickled, fried or barbequed;
Not shishkabobbed or Brunswick stewed.

A chef might serve it baked, with slaw;
A cannibal might nosh it raw.

To them, it’s just another meat…
But I won’t eat no parakeet.

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