ATTENTION IPAD USERS!
Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)"
to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does.
They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.)
Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway,
just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there.
Smashwords provides samples of my books also.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Caterlipper

Your scalp’s losing ground but your lip’s getting hairier;
Friends think you look like an old Scottish terrier.
Can’t you just shave? Every day you look scarier;
PLEASE… don’t get any Geraldo Riverier!

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