The bizarre Christmas song parodies continue…
I saw Mommy slapping Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
I couldn’t help but smirk
When she hollered out, “You jerk!”
She called him dirty names and said
He was a piece of work
But Santa must have kidnapped Daddy ‘cause
I don’t see him and there’re no gifts in sight
Oh Santa must be really pissed ‘cause we’re on his naughty list
After Mom slapped Santa Claus last night
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