A bit of Christmas paranoia
To brighten your holidays…
Fear the fat man dressed in red,
Robbing you while you’re in bed!
Elvish gangsters at the Pole
Quickly fence the things he stole.
Parents fall into his trap –
Children sitting on his lap
Tell what gifts are in their dreams;
These dictate his Christmas schemes!
Now he knows the hottest toys
Most desired by girls and boys;
He’ll snatch them when he makes his round
And then return them for a mound
Of cash. Yes, fear the man in red;
It’s this that keeps him so well-fed!