ATTENTION IPAD USERS!
Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)"
to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does.
They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.)
Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway,
just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there.
Smashwords provides samples of my books also.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Claus-trophobia

A bit of Christmas paranoia
To brighten your holidays…

Fear the fat man dressed in red,
Robbing you while you’re in bed!

Elvish gangsters at the Pole
Quickly fence the things he stole.

Parents fall into his trap –
Children sitting on his lap

Tell what gifts are in their dreams;
These dictate his Christmas schemes!

Now he knows the hottest toys
Most desired by girls and boys;

He’ll snatch them when he makes his round
And then return them for a mound

Of cash. Yes, fear the man in red;
It’s this that keeps him so well-fed!

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