ATTENTION IPAD USERS!
Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)"
to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does.
They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.)
Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway,
just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there.
Smashwords provides samples of my books also.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Tomato, Tomahto

If I say "tomato"
And you say "tomahto,"
I guess there's nothing wrong.

If I say "potato"
And you say "potahto,"
I suppose we'll get along.

If my cheese is grated
And your cheese is grahted,
My thoughts may go unsaid...

But if I want a waiter
And you call for water…
What's wrong inside your head?

No comments:

Post a Comment