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Friday, July 13, 2012

The Last Potato Chip

Sometimes only potato chips will do.

I ate a few potato chips
It's hard to eat just one
I ate them while I watched the game
And soon the bag was done

I opened up another bag
And finished that one too
But now the cupboard's empty and
The corn chips just won't do

The pretzels just taste bland to me
The popcorn's not enough
Now halftime's nearly over
And I'm stuck with cheesy puffs

There's no time for a grocery run
So what's a fan to do?
No matter how the game plays out
I lose, because it's true:

There's nothing in the house that goes
With avocado dip
And no such thing as victory
Without potato chips

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