Got Myself a Virus

Ain't been feeling right
Lately
Moving 'round the house se-
Dately
Doctor says I got myself a virus

Had to get some help
Quickly
'Cause I'm tired of feeling
Sickly
Of diseases I am not desirous

Chicken soup just ain't
My thing
Pressure got my sinus
Busting
Kleenex ain't enough, I need papyrus

Cough drop pizza on
The way
Trying to get better
Today
Don't know how I got myself a virus

I ain't gonna stay
Germy
I am tired of feeling
Squirmy—
Hey, it's gone! I don't got no more virus…

So keep your distance or else!