Named after the cat's favorite soda.
In the middle of the night,
Kitty gave us all a fright.
When we heard his awful wailing
We thought he was really ailing.
Turns out we were being taunted—
All that Kitty really wanted
Was an early morning snack.
Kitty's an insomniac.
Heed my "petty" caveat:
Want to sleep? Don't buy a cat.