The Drunken Spiderman Theme

Spiderman, Spiderman
Drained another Budweiser can
Shouldn’t fly through the skies
After he socialized
Look out! Down comes the Spiderman

Is he stoned? Listen, bud—
He’s got 90-proof booze for blood
Loses grip on his thread
'Cause of webs in his head
Watch out! You’re beneath Spiderman

Squinting in the light
Right around breakfast time
Groggy eyes aren’t quite
Ready for fighting crime

Spiderman, Spiderman
Wobbly staggering Spiderman
Criminals are ignored
As he slumps to the floor
He’s out—
Too many times he drank up
Now the police have chained up
The drunken Spiderman!