Nothing’s really certain around this place
Lately. With so many uncertainties
Facing me, so many problems to solve,
Sometimes it seems as if I’ll never win.
But I’m an optimistic gambler. I
Grab those old bones, shove ‘em in a dice cup,
And shake those babies for all they’re worth. Maybe
I roll a seven, maybe I get snake-eyes…
But I stay in the game and take my chances.
Odds are, one day I’m gonna break the bank.