ATTENTION IPAD USERS!
Apple doesn't like listing me as "Will Shakespeare (poetry blogger)"
to differentiate me from the other guy, although everybody else does.
They took my first book but now won't take new ones. (Go figure.)
Since Smashwords distributes my books to Apple anyway,
just go to my Smashwords author page and download EPUBs from there.
Smashwords provides samples of my books also.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Yogi

A tribute to the man who once said
"I didn't really say everything I said."


I heard you were upset when they called you
Yogi Bear. But it could have been much worse –
At least he’s a character children love.
You could have been the Berra of bad news,
Or a conman selling fake Berra bonds.
Have you been a pallBerra? That’s no fun.
All jokes aside, you need to understand…
I couldn’t Berra for you not to know
That Joe DiMaggio never gave his fans
The pleasure that you’ve given us. Thank you.
But I still have one thing I’d like to know:
Are you really smarter than the average Berra?

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